Thursday, February 24, 2011

This one's for young parents

Babies, what a joy! They eat, sleep and poop. In between their busy schedule, they might give you a coo here, a smile there, and unfortunately, an occasional case of the hiccups (which often times leads to a baby puke stain on your shirt).
"How can I help my little spit angel?" you may wonder. That my dearest, is a simple task. When your little one gets a nasty case of the hiccups, just follow these simple instructions and problem solved!

1) Locate a piece of RED string. (If ever in question, match the color of the string to the color of the word and you're good)
2) Put said string in your mouth making sure you get it nice and wet.
3) Remove string from your mouth and stick it to your little one's forehead.

Voilà! No more annoying hiccups preventing you from enjoying your munchkin.

** Note:
Don't be alarmed if your child suddenly looks cross-eyed. You're baby is just trying to make sense of what their crazy mother/father just did to them!

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